Clan F.U.B.A.R.
In order to become a member of our Clan
You must meet at least one of the following standards!
1.
Must have some form of physical
abnormality,
be it missing limbs, eyes,
ears,
nose, brain, heart, lungs,
non
operative spine, mental disorder or
have
some form of funky diseases
recognized
by the Para
Olympic
classification
committee.
2.
This does not include gifted female or
male
anatomy, unless you need a
wheelbarrow to go from point A to B.
3.
Mental disorders are a double plus for
acceptance.
Cause if u ain’t crazy when
you
join, you will be after you join.
Rules
1.
The more F.UB.A.R. ed you are, the
higher you rank in the clan.
2.
Illegal Words, when used in conjunction
with I
or I’m, such as Can’t, Won’t,
Scared,
Hurt, Quit or Give Up, are
intolerable
and can get you Banned
from
the Clan.
3.
You must be able to openly laugh, joke
and talk about your F.U.B.A.R.-ness.
4.
You must compete in at least one
Highland Games a year to remain a
member
of the Clan.
5.
All donations made to Clan F.U.B.A.R.
will
be used for athlete shirts, photo
books,
classification logs & equipment.
6.
Clan Badges can change at anytime. The
more
humorous it is, the better the badge.
7.
"Thumb sucking will result in the loss of said digit."
Wilmington, Delaware
Feel free to submit new rules /
qualifications
to clanfubar@att.net