In order to become a member of our Clan
You must meet at least one of the following standards!
Must have some form of physical
be it missing limbs, eyes,
nose, brain, heart, lungs,
operative spine, mental disorder or
some form of funky diseases
by the Para
This does not include gifted female or
anatomy, unless you need a
wheelbarrow to go from point A to B.
Mental disorders are a double plus for
Cause if u ain’t crazy when
join, you will be after you join.
The more F.UB.A.R. ed you are, the
higher you rank in the clan.
Illegal Words, when used in conjunction
or I’m, such as Can’t, Won’t,
Hurt, Quit or Give Up, are
and can get you Banned
You must be able to openly laugh, joke
and talk about your F.U.B.A.R.-ness.
You must compete in at least one
Highland Games a year to remain a
of the Clan.
All donations made to Clan F.U.B.A.R.
be used for athlete shirts, photo
classification logs & equipment.
Clan Badges can change at anytime. The
humorous it is, the better the badge.
"Thumb sucking will result in the loss of said digit."
Feel free to submit new rules /